You can contact me at procrastamom AT gmail DOT com.
This is me on Twitter, but I do not use it very much as birds frighten me.
Dear Marketing People: I would like to test drive this Lexus SUV…for three years or so.
Actually, I would probably sample ANYTHING you want to send me including, but not limited to: handbags, makeup, jewellery, appliances, RVs and small countries. I will also take those teeny bars of soap that they have at hotels. They’re for my collection.
I do not currently have a baby, but if you want me to try your newest innovation in diapers or sleepers, I will test them on my cat. She enjoys the colour pink.
