Pathetic

Is it pathetic to dig through your desk looking for spare change because you can’t stand to face the “frozen entree” you brought from the depths of your deep-freeze for lunch? Is it normal to have wild, passionate, longings for a Wendy’s cheeseburger?

I did it anyways…and I managed to scrape together the $5.02 that I know it will cost (it’s pathetic really that I know the exact price right?). I can’t debit it…my husband the “Cheap Bastard” (he knows I call him that) follows me on the internet via our bank account. “What did you buy at Safeway?” (uhm food so we could eat?) “What did you buy at Chevron?” (uhm gas so we could drive?) “What did you buy at Zellers for $10.00?” (these stupid pants I’m wearing that I thought I was getting such a good deal on, but look like wheat coloured potato sacks hanging off my legs!)

He’s not really that bad anymore — he’s an awesome budgeter — and the reason we get to go to Vegas next year (yay He!)…but you can never outgrow such a catchy title as “Cheap Bastard”…eh?

Off to Wendy’s for my healthy lunch…no calories if you eat it after 9:00 am!

Desperate to be a Housewife

Time until I’m back with my family: 4 hours, 27 minutes

Laundry List: Lots, but it’s the weekend so it’s to be expected.

Deep Thoughts With Jack Handy: As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

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2 responses to this post.

  1. Good lord, if my husband ever asked me about what I spent on lunch I’d drop kick him into next week. Do you think I have issues about money? Hmm…maybe.

  2. I have SO dug through my desk for enough change to buy a muffin. hah!! and, of course, the bottom of my purse..

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