Frightening Images

Why is it that the mirror in the bathroom at work has the magic ability to make me see how horrible I look today, but in the one at home I looked fine?

Why home mirror? Why didn’t you tell me to BRUSH MY HAIR?!!! Why didn’t you remind me to put on makeup?!!!

People are running screaming from my cubicle and I’m afraid to go into the kitchen and get my lunch…someone may choke on their food from the fright!

This weekend sucked ass and I will tell you why later. (with apologies for the profanities…it “suckled on bare naked tushies”…better?)

Desperate to be a Housewife

Time until I’m back with my family: 5 hours, 3 Minutes

Laundry List: I’m afraid to look…it’s scarier than my hair.

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