Semantics

Last night at the dinner table:

Adam:  Mom, do you have to have sex to make a baby?

Me:  Yes honey.

Adam: So you can’t make a baby by just sleeping with someone?

Me: Nope. There’s more to it than that.

Adam: Gross, then I’m never gonna have babies.

Me: No? We’ll see.

Adam:  Snap.  I was hoping I could just take a nap with Britney Spears and then we could have a baby.

Me: Somebody already did that honey. Twice. With tragic results. 

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