Old Blog

I used to blog at Desperate to be a Housewife.

I think Blogger will keep it up for a year or so before they purge it and in the meantime I’ll occassionally repost some old favourites from there. You know, on those occassions where I don’t have anything original to say or I don’t have time to write or I have to post from jail (because maybe I finally lost it with the state of my life and maybe I kinda robbed a bank to get some money to buy a real house and maybe I’m a Canadian and don’t have a gun and maybe I just stuck my fingers in the shape of a pretend gun in my pocket and maybe then the bank teller laughed her ass off and maybe called the police cause she wasn’t scared of my finger gun and maybe they came to arrest me for public stupidity and maybe now I’m in jail with a big scary cellmate named Bertha*)

*to all my readers named Bertha. Please don’t be offended. I’m sure you’re not big and scary at all. Or in jail.


2 responses to this post.

  1. Bwaaahahahaha! Perfect!


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